PROF. BUMM: Hello there, and welcome to my website. Before you go any further, take a moment to have a good look around you. Get as much information as possible into your eyes, ears and noses. Why? Because in sixty year’s time you’ll want to be able to tell your grandchildren what the world was like before you first encountered my Story Machine. Capable of creating tales and stories out of thin air, each one specially made to your own individual tastes, it’s the greatest invention that the world has ever known - or at least it will be once I’ve managed to iron out a few tiny teething problems.

DR. WHEE: Like how it blows up every time you turn it on.

PROF. BUMM: Like how it… NO! Don’t listen to him, he doesn’t know anything. He’s only a Doctor because he saved up ten tokens from his cereal packets. No, my Story Machine just needs a few more test runs and then it’ll be fame, fortune and fame all the way! But I need help.

DR. WHEE: I’ve been saying that for a long time.

PROF. BUMM: We’ve been recording our tests of the Story Machine’s awesome powers, so that you can download them for their historical value.

DR. WHEE: You mean their hysterical value. They’re very funny. Especially where it keeps blowing up.

PROF. BUMM: As well as getting your feedback on the files, we’d like your suggestions for words and titles to feed to the Story Machine in future tests. So if there’s something you’d like the Story Machine to create a story about, get in touch and your ideas could be part of our next episode!

DR. WHEE: We’re also taking the machine on the road so you can come and see it blow up for yourselves. We’ve got loads of places we’re going to, so have a look and see if we’re anywhere near you.